I was able to take some time to interview "Handsome" Dick Crown to talk about the upcoming dart tourney and recall the meltdown of 2007. I met Dick at the local Perkins restaurant in Bloomington, MN.
DTM: Handsome, you had former champ "Multipying " Mike Crown in serious trouble last year when you had multiple chances to close out the match. What went wrong?
HDC: Have you seen the prices here? Do you have some type of coupon for this place?
DTM: It's o.k. I have a budget with the magazine.
HDC: Well, don't forget to mention I'm a Senior Citizen for discount purposes.
DTM: Ok, thanks. Tell me a little about the match with your son.
HDC: I gotta tell ya I felt a little twitch in the elbow and I think that caused me to lose some focus.
DTM: So you don't think you choked?
HDC: Heck, no! You son of a buck!
DTM: Ok, calm down. How about this year's tourney? How do you like your chances?
HDC: I will do fine as long as Kubes does something about the glare in that place. I never had a glare issue in 88' when I won.
DTM: Do you think the glare has something to do with cutting off the combover?
HDC: Did Josh Johnson put you up to this?
DTM: Who? - Anyway, thanks for taking the time to visit with me today and good luck in the 2008 tournament.
HDC: A word of advice- Don't tip too much in this place; 8% is plenty.
DTM- Ok, thanks.
1 comment:
This was obviously not the real "Handsome" being interviewed. Stay tuned for a follow-up interview that will set the record straight. Either you start posting credible information or I'll start my own blog, you son-of-a-buck.
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