Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Choke- An Interview with "Handsome"

posted by Raymond Van Barneveld for Dart Throwers Magazine

I was able to take some time to interview "Handsome" Dick Crown to talk about the upcoming dart tourney and recall the meltdown of 2007.  I met Dick at the local Perkins restaurant in Bloomington, MN.

DTM:  Handsome, you had former champ "Multipying " Mike Crown in serious trouble last year when you had multiple chances to close out the match.  What went wrong?

HDC:  Have you seen the prices here?  Do you have some type of coupon for this place?

DTM:  It's o.k.  I have a budget with the magazine.

HDC:  Well, don't forget to mention I'm a Senior Citizen for discount purposes.

DTM:  Ok, thanks.  Tell me a little about the match with your son.

HDC:  I gotta tell ya I felt a little twitch in the elbow and I think that caused me to lose some focus.

DTM:  So you don't think you choked?

HDC:  Heck, no! You son of a buck!

DTM:  Ok, calm down.  How about this year's tourney?  How do you like your chances?

HDC:  I will do fine as long as Kubes does something about the glare in that place.  I never had a glare issue in 88' when I won.

DTM:  Do you think the glare has something to do with cutting off the combover?

HDC:  Did Josh Johnson put you up to this?

DTM:  Who? -  Anyway, thanks for taking the time to visit with me today and good luck in the 2008 tournament.

HDC:  A word of advice- Don't tip too much in this place; 8% is plenty.

DTM-  Ok, thanks.

1 comment:

Handsome said...

This was obviously not the real "Handsome" being interviewed. Stay tuned for a follow-up interview that will set the record straight. Either you start posting credible information or I'll start my own blog, you son-of-a-buck.