Aaron "Silky" Smith article appears in Awesome Weekly Magazine

All the news that's fit to print, he?  There was a recent interview of Aaron "Silky" Smith.  I copied and pasted it below.  I know you didn't see this article because you don't read this magazine.  Enjoy!

Awesome Weekly Magazine

11/14/08

By Ivana Schtoop

We have caught up with all-around phenom Aaron "Silky" Smith for an interview.  Here is what he had to say:

AWM: Why are you skipping the Dart Invitational?

Silky:  Why would I?  It's full of no-talent trash talkers.  I wouldn't be caught sober at that event.

AWM: Mike "Multiply" Crown is really smack talking.  What do you think?

Silky:  His nickname is "Multiply"?  I thought it was "zip my fly."  Now it makes sense.  He multiplies the pain in my caboose.

AWM:  He has already written you off from the tournament.  I'm sure you can't take that!

Silky:  He knows that if I show up that he'll think he is in Pamplona because he'll be looking over his shoulders wondering where all those bulls are coming from.  (Sheila, if you are reading this that means I will throw a lot of bullseyes.  Bullseyes are the...oh, forget it.)  Now if you'll excuse me, I am late for my parole officer meeting.